When and When Not to Approach Women For Sex

January 6, 2011 - Ken Campbell - Women - 2 Comments

I am not a medical doctor. The following blog is based on my experience with women, and a google image search. However, if you’re exactly like me, this will make a lot of sense to you. It is a guide to finding when the best time to date, and have sex with a woman.

A woman is like the moon – her cycle is 28 days, usually, and depending on when you catch her in her cycle, you can get a very different personality. Let’s start during her week of bleeding. Her period week. I like to refer to this week as “blowjob week”. I know there are guys out there who don’t mind riding the red surf, but I don’t go anywhere near there during her “bleedies”. It has it’s benefits, I suppose – free lube, and you know you can’t get her pregnant. But I think it’s better to let alt-coins her practice her deepthroating during this week. Anal is good too. Judge me if you must.

The week after her period ends. This is a good time to approach her for sex. She’s not going to be fertile, so she won’t be that horny during this week, but since she probably won’t get pregnant, it’s a good time to have sex. Plus, after a week where she’s had no sexual satisfaction, she’ll be a little horny, at least.

The third week is a double-edged sword. This is when she is both most fertile and most horny. She’ll want it bad, but make sure you wear a condom! This is the week to get as much hot sex as possible. But be careful because it also blends into what can be her…

Premenstrual Week – yikes! uncontrollable mood swings and binge chocolate eating. When either of these two symptoms show themselves, get out of there! Run decadron 0.5 mg, hydrochlorathiazide on line pharmacy . for your life! It doesn’t matter if you’ve done nothing wrong. You are man. You ARE wrong.

When and When Not to Approach Women For Sex

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