Flip On Through

Once upon a time there was no internet. In order to send someone a personal message you had to get out a pen, scrawl it on a piece of paper, put it into this thing called an envelope, go to the post office, spend as much as $0.30 for a stamp, and then they might receive that message in a week. If you were interested in finding out what was happening in the world, you had to go to a newsstand and buy something called a newspaper, or wait until the evening when this thing that people had called a T.V. had news on for about half-an-hour. If you wanted to look at your friend’s baby pictures, you had to be invited over to their parents house, make friends with them, stay long enough that the conversation or board game playing finally died down, and then maybe they’d take out their family photo albums. And don’t get me started on porn! There used to be these back rooms in magazine stores and video stores (those places used to exist) where you could purchase some piece of pornography for a premium price, take it home wrapped in brown paper wrapping, all the while praying that you wouldn’t run into any of your neighbors, and then stash it under your mattress in the hopes that nobody would ever think to look for it. And if you got tired of that one piece of porn you’d have to do that all over again.

Thanks to the internet, all of that is ancient history. These days there are many many adult entertainment sites available online for us to choose from. The experience can be somewhat like just leafing through a huge catalog that contains nothing but one fabulous free porn site after another, and it just goes on and on forever. In the case of the web, we will never run out of pages to check out or options to avail ourselves of. If we feel like it, we can continue on until either our stamina whithers, our eyesight gives out on us, or we simply fall asleep over our computer keyboards from exhaustion and pleasure. Aah, the life!

Before the internet was invented by some wonderful nerdy and clever people, leafing through the selections at our local newsstand or video rental store were probably pretty much our only available options when it came time for us to avail ourselves of some adult entertainment materials to pass a rainy evening or to occupy some of our copious free time in an exciting and rewarding sort of way. These days, the world wide web acts like a giant Rolodex of every kind, style and type of porn imaginable, sitting right at our fingertips so that we can simply dial up whatever it is that we want to take a look at on any particular day. Really, when was the last time that you actually ran out of porn? For all of you that cannot remember a time before the internet, that was a real issue for people at one point. You might have had that one old wadded up playboy with crusty pages stashed deep in the back of your sock drawer, but you’ve seen those pictures so many times that you could draw them from memory, even if you couldn’t draw. Chances are, since the internet is such an incredible index of everything ever created, your favorite old magazine is probably archived somewhere. That and millions and millions of other amazing bits of pornography.

Since the advent of the Internet, we never have to encounter a time when we have no more porn options to happily flip our way through. We can surf and surf until we are exhausted and we would not have even scratched the surface of what is available for our viewing pleasure online. It is like a well that will never ever run out of water regardless of how many times we greedily dip our buckets in to fill them up. Today we have the ability to entertain ourselves for free whenever we would like to, and for as long as we would like to, without ever worrying about exhausting all of our available resources.

Sometimes I think that at some point, especially when it comes to porn, that the methods of production cannot adequately keep up with the distribution system, or for that matter, the demand for new porn. As always, any industry can only move as fast as its slowest cog. But even still, with the ability to archive anything ad aeternum, there’s probably more porn out there than any single human being could reasonably consume in a single lifetime. Of course with the rapid changes in life extension technology, that may be changing. Also, nobody is expected to like all the porn that’s out there. I’ve always felt that porn is a little like ice cream. You can buyabilifynoscript, billig viagra. like it without having to like every flavor. Hopefully there’s enough of your favorite flavor out there that you’ll never get bored.